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Old 10-20-2014, 03:36 PM  
bronco67
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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer View Post
By wasting 46 seconds of your life reading this inane post, I will have stolen from you 46 seconds and delayed you of doing something else that may have affected your very life and the people around you.

Think of the small decisions you could've made in 46 seconds, or the simple actions you could've completed that lead to other things. Reading this may have prevented you from clicking on the tv 46 seconds earlier, thus now, preventing you from watching an old commercial that reminded you of a friend long ago, which would've then convinced you to email or call that friend, and then he tells you about a business he has created and was glad you called because he was thinking about you but didn't have the nerve to call you. But now that you did, you will be part of his new business and your life will be forever changed.

I'm sorry, but because you are reading this, you have missed seeing that commercial on tv and your future will be forever changed in a different path.

But don't feel bad, I wasted 46 seconds of my own life writing this so I am missing out on the 46 seconds that could've changed my life as well.

I hope we can both recover from this and enjoy the rest of our altered futures.
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