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Old 11-03-2014, 06:00 AM  
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Originally Posted by Matyko View Post
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF :DDDDDD
There's a very reasonable series of events that led up to the dead bird thing...

I was like 18 or 19 and went to this secluded beach with a buddy and two girls at night, had a couple of beers, and sooner or later we started making out with these girls. My friend went "for a walk" with one of them, and I pulled the old "sure is cold and windy out here" line and went back to the car. My car happened to be in the shop, so I was with my dad's 4runner. We hop in the back seats and the girl starts blowing me (she apparently promised her friend she wouldn't fuck me, as that girl that was with my friend apparently wanted to or something like that?). She finishes up so I start reaching into the trunk area looking for something she can wipe her face with. I find a towel. Turns out my parents had gone somewhere with the dog before, and he brought this small dead bird back into the car and no one noticed it. It got wrapped in this towel somehow and she used this dead bird to wipe my cum off her face.

I don't remember too many more details, it was long ago...
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