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iSpyCams · 11-04-2014, 09:11 AM

You need one to tell you how what you are asking for is impossible.

This is your department head.

Then you need 5 or 6 more to tell you how he's wrong and then try to prove it and get nowhere.

Then you need a designer who knows a little PHP to show you the real solution.

Then you need the others to tell you what an idiot the designer is and point out all the security flaws in his work.

Then you need a second team to fix the security flaws in the designers code.

Then you need the first team to tell you what an idiot the second team is and mock their code and decry their documentation.

Then the team leader sits there and tells you "OK but just remember I warned you sql is gonna crash with that many queries"

Then the designer simplifies the sql queries and everyone else pretends not to notice.

11-04-2014, 09:11 AM
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