Originally Posted by Sly

Blue Pen Owner: I don't like your red pen because it sucks.

Red Pen Owner: Okay, I like my red pen. It's nice.

Blue Pen Owner: Yeah but it sucks, you paid way too much money for it. How stupid are you?

Red Pen Owner: I don't know. It writes nice. It's pretty. I like it. Feels nice in my hand. It's a nice pen.

Blue Pen Owner: You really are stupid, aren't you? How could you possibly be willing to pay more money for a red pen than a blue pen. The blue pen is just as good as the red pen. Idiot.

Red Pen Owner: If you say so, but I like my red pen. It writes nice, it's pretty, hasn't failed me yet.

Blue Pen Owner: Idiot! You just don't get it!

Red Pen Owner: You're right. I don't get it. I'm happy, I like my pen, I may have paid a little more money but I don't really care, I have no complaints, I'm not poking you with my pen, but for whatever reason you are angry and keep telling me that my red pen sucks. You're absolutely right. I'm the idiot.

Blue Pen Owner: IDIOT!