Red Pen Owner: I can't wait for my red pen volume 16516516851. Its going to be the best ever, it comes with all these gadgets and it JUST WORKS
Blue Pen Owner: Sigh. 3 months is over already eh? Hey, i thought Volume 16516516850 was the best ever?
Red Pen Owner: It was the best ever! This is just the CONTINUATION of BEING the best ever! How dare you question the great and mighty apple?
Blue Pen Owner: yes i am sorry for questioning the great and mighty apple
Red Pen Owner: You idiots always come in our endless supply of 'new update/new gadget' circle jerks and QUESTION our views of the world!
Blue Pen Owner: Public discourse has a bad habit of inviting public discourse..
Red Pen Owner: Idiot! You just don't get it! Probably because of your inferior products!
Blue Pen Owner: You're right. I don't get it. But for shits and giggles, apple sucks
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