Originally Posted by Pathfinder

I'm absolutely disgraced by it. As a child he had a collection of G.I. Joe figures that he played with. He had to be taken to the emergency room three times to have them removed from his ass. We finally stopped giving him toys that would fit there but that didn't stop him from trying. At least he was a creative child. The thought that he would make dick shaped toys by baking a mixture of flour, salt and water never crossed my mind. Things only got worse when we bought him a puppy. After that, peanut butter was no longer allowed in our home.