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Old 11-14-2014, 12:16 PM  
thehand
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One more thing:

Familiarize yourself with the phrase ‘La Mordida’ – the colloquial term the bribe you pay cops after they’ve pulled you over for a random infraction.

Use 2 wallets. Hide the real one, keep $40-$60 in the other one with your license in your pocket. When you get pulled over, pull the wallet open showing that you only have $40 or 60$. He will likely tell you thats how much the fine is. Pay him and get the fu&k out of there.
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