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Originally Posted by thehand
One more thing:
Familiarize yourself with the phrase ?La Mordida? ? the colloquial term the bribe you pay cops after they?ve pulled you over for a random infraction.
Use 2 wallets. Hide the real one, keep $40-$60 in the other one with your license in your pocket. When you get pulled over, pull the wallet open showing that you only have $40 or 60$. He will likely tell you thats how much the fine is. Pay him and get the fu&k out of there.
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Happened to me about 30 years ago ... Got pulled over by a motorcycle cop ( impeccable uniform, not a crease ! ) as I had turned left ... only thing, I never turned as there was nowhere to turn , left or right ...
I was on my way back to the border ( in a towncar Lincoln ) so I paid him if he escorted me bac k to the border ( 2 miles ) . He did, I paid ...
If you do not pay, you get arrested, car towed, night in awfull cell ... next morning, they open the triunk of the car and nbingo ... a Kg of coke or whatever .... New level of MORIDA ...
