When I was a teenager I hated snow. I remember having to shovel the walks, the porches, the driveway (pretty long driveway too I might add) only to have to do it again the following morning. It fucks up your plans, leaves you without power, and is just a huge waste of time. I vowed as a child one morning shoveling snow that I would find a place where it never snows and I would move there.
Much to my surprise a few years later I found such a place - North Carolina. Later on I moved to California. I've seen snow once in twenty years, and only because I drove up to see it.
Once you move out of that shit you figure out how bad it really is. No more summers spent stock piling wood for the fire place, no more falls spent raking up leaves. Fuck that shit.
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