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Mutt · 11-20-2014, 05:04 AM

I concede to the great countries of Europe, home of the Serbian aristocrat Crussifisio whose dreams of genocidal domination of Yugoslavia were shattered by American bombs.

America will never hold a candle to the continent. Bravo! Keep up the good work!

BC

circa 1104–900 BC Dorian invasion
circa 753–351 BC Roman-Etruscan Wars
circa 753–494 BC Roman-Sabine wars
743–724 BC First Messenian War
710–650 BC Lelantine War
circa 700–601 BC Alban war with Rome
685–668 BC Second Messenian War
669–668 BC Sparta-Argos war
600–265 BC Greek–Punic Wars
595–585 BC First Sacred War
560 BC Second Arcadian War
540 BC Battle of Alalia
538–522 BC Polycrates wars
509–396 BC Early Italian campaigns
500–499 BC Persian invasion of Naxos
492–490 BC First Persian War
482–479 BC Second Persian War
480–307 BC Sicilian Wars
460–445 BC First Peloponnesian War
449–448 BC Second Sacred War
440–439 BC Samian War
431–404 BC Second Peloponnesian War
395–387 BC Corinthian War
390–387 BC Celtic invasion of Italia
335 BC Alexander's Balkan campaign
323–322 BC Lamian War
280–275 BC Pyrrhic War
267–261 BC Chremonidean War
264–241 BC First Punic War
229–228 BC Illyrian Wars
220–219 BC Illyrian Wars
218–201 BC Second Punic War
214–205 BC First Macedonian War
200–197 BC Second Macedonian War
191–189 BC Aetolian War
171–168 BC Third Macedonian War
135–132 BC First Servile War
113–101 BC Cimbrian War
113 BC – AD 439 Germanic Wars
104–100 BC Second Servile War
91–88 BC Social War
88–87 BC Sulla's first civil war
85 BC Colchis Uprising against Pontus
83–72 BC Sertorian War
82–81 BC Sulla's second civil war
78 BC Marcus Aemilius Lepidus
73–71 BC Third Servile War
65–63 BC Caucasian Iberian-Roman war
63–62 BC Catiline Conspiracy
55–54 BC Caesar's invasions of Britain
58–51 BC Gallic Wars
49–45 BC Caesar's Civil War
44–36 BC Sicilian revolt
43 BC Battle of Mutina
43–42 BC Liberators' civil war
41–40 BC Perusine War
32–30 BC Antony's civil war

1st–10th century AD

Battle of the Milvian Bridge, 312
Battle of the Hellespont, 324
35-41 Iberian-Parthian war
49–96 Roman conquest of Britain
51 Iberian-Armenian war
69 Year of the Four Emperors
193 Year of the Five Emperors
208–210 Severan invasion of Caledonia
238 Year of the Six Emperors
271–278 Colchis-Roman War
284–285 Roman civil war
306–324 Civil Wars of the Tetrarchy
350–351 Roman civil war
360–361 Roman civil war
367–368 Great Conspiracy
376–382 Gothic War
387–388 Roman civil war
394 Roman civil war of 394 AD
482–484 Iberian-Persian War
526–532 Iberian War
535–554 Gothic War
541–562 Lazic War
582–602 Maurice's Balkan campaigns
c. 600–793 Frisian-Frankish Wars
650–799 Khazar–Arab Wars
680–1355 Byzantine–Bulgarian Wars
711–718 Umayyad conquest of Hispania
715–718 Frankish Civil War (715–718)
722–1492 Reconquista
735–737 Georgian-Umayyad Caliphate War
772–804 Saxon Wars
c. 800/862–973 Hungarian invasions of Europe
830s Paphlagonian expedition of the Rus'
839–1330 Bulgarian–Serbian Wars
854–1000 Croatian–Bulgarian Wars
860 Rus'–Byzantine War
865–878 Invasion of the Great Heathen Army
907 Rus'–Byzantine War
914 Arab-Georgian War
939 Battle of Andernach
941 Rus'–Byzantine War
955 Battle of Recknitz
970–971 Sviatoslav's invasion of Bulgaria
982 Battle of Stilo
983 Great Slav Rising
c. 997–1445 Swedish–Novgorodian Wars

11th century

Battle of Hastings (1066)
Battle of Gvozd Mountain, 1097
1002–1018 German-Polish War
1014–1208 Byzantine–Georgian wars
1015–1016 Pisan–Genoese expeditions to Sardinia
1015–1016 Cnut's invasion of England
1018 Battle of Vlaardingen
1024 Battle of Listven
1024 Rus'–Byzantine War
1043 Rus'–Byzantine War
1044 Battle of Ménfő
1050–1185 Byzantine–Norman wars
1057 Battle of Petroe
1060 Battle of the Theben Pass
1066–1088 Norman conquest of England
1067–1194 Norman invasion of Wales
1067 Battle on the Nemiga River
1068 Battle of the Alta River
1073–1075 Saxon Rebellion
1075 Revolt of the Earls
1077–1088 Great Saxon Revolt
1078 Battle of Kalavrye
1088 Rebellion of 1088
1093 Battle of Schmilau
1093 Battle of the Stugna River
1097 Battle of Gvozd Mountain
1099-1204 Georgian-Seljuk wars

12th century

Monument of Didgori Battle, Georgia
1109 Battle of Głogów
1115 Battle of Welfesholz
1121 Battle of Didgori
1126 Battle of Chlumec
1130–1240 Civil war era in Norway
1135–54 The Anarchy
1142–1445 Swedish–Novgorodian Wars
1144–1162 Baussenque Wars
1159–1345 Wars of the Guelphs and Ghibellines
1164 Battle of Verchen
1169–1175 Norman invasion of Ireland
1173–1174 Revolt of 1173–1174
1185–1204 Uprising of Asen and Peter
1198 Battle of Gisors

13th century

The Battle of Las Navas de Tolosa, 1212
1201 Battle of Stellau
1202 Siege of Zadar
1202–1214 Anglo–French War
1205 Battle of Zawichost
1208–1227 Conquest of Estonia
1209–1229 Albigensian Crusade
1211 Welsh uprising of 1211
1215–1217 First Barons' War
1216–1222 War of Succession of Champagne
1220–1264 Age of the Sturlungs
1223–1241 Mongol invasion of Europe
1223–1480 Tatar raids in Russia
1224 Siege of La Rochelle
1227 Battle of Bornhöved
1231–1233 Friso-Drentic War
1234–1238 Georgian-Molgol War
1239–1245 Teltow War
1242 Saintonge War
1256–1258 War of the Euboeote Succession
1256–1381 Venetian–Genoese Wars
1256–1422 Friso-Hollandic Wars
1260 Battle of Kressenbrunn
1262–1266 Scottish–Norwegian War
1264–1267 Second Barons' War
1265 Battle of Isaszeg
1276 War of Navarra
1277–1280 Uprising of Ivaylo
1278 Battle on the Marchfeld
1282–1302 War of the Sicilian Vespers
1283–1289 War of the Limburg Succession
1288–1295 War of the outlaws
1296–1357 Wars of Scottish Independence
1297-1305 Franco-Flemish War
1298 Battle of Göllheim

11-20-2014, 05:04 AM
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	America Can Never Hope To Compete With Europe's Achievements I concede to the great countries of Europe, home of the Serbian aristocrat Crussifisio whose dreams of genocidal domination of Yugoslavia were shattered by American bombs. America will never hold a candle to the continent. Bravo! Keep up the good work! BC circa 1104–900 BC Dorian invasion circa 753–351 BC Roman-Etruscan Wars circa 753–494 BC Roman-Sabine wars 743–724 BC First Messenian War 710–650 BC Lelantine War circa 700–601 BC Alban war with Rome 685–668 BC Second Messenian War 669–668 BC Sparta-Argos war 600–265 BC Greek–Punic Wars 595–585 BC First Sacred War 560 BC Second Arcadian War 540 BC Battle of Alalia 538–522 BC Polycrates wars 509–396 BC Early Italian campaigns 500–499 BC Persian invasion of Naxos 492–490 BC First Persian War 482–479 BC Second Persian War 480–307 BC Sicilian Wars 460–445 BC First Peloponnesian War 449–448 BC Second Sacred War 440–439 BC Samian War 431–404 BC Second Peloponnesian War 395–387 BC Corinthian War 390–387 BC Celtic invasion of Italia 335 BC Alexander's Balkan campaign 323–322 BC Lamian War 280–275 BC Pyrrhic War 267–261 BC Chremonidean War 264–241 BC First Punic War 229–228 BC Illyrian Wars 220–219 BC Illyrian Wars 218–201 BC Second Punic War 214–205 BC First Macedonian War 200–197 BC Second Macedonian War 191–189 BC Aetolian War 171–168 BC Third Macedonian War 135–132 BC First Servile War 113–101 BC Cimbrian War 113 BC – AD 439 Germanic Wars 104–100 BC Second Servile War 91–88 BC Social War 88–87 BC Sulla's first civil war 85 BC Colchis Uprising against Pontus 83–72 BC Sertorian War 82–81 BC Sulla's second civil war 78 BC Marcus Aemilius Lepidus 73–71 BC Third Servile War 65–63 BC Caucasian Iberian-Roman war 63–62 BC Catiline Conspiracy 55–54 BC Caesar's invasions of Britain 58–51 BC Gallic Wars 49–45 BC Caesar's Civil War 44–36 BC Sicilian revolt 43 BC Battle of Mutina 43–42 BC Liberators' civil war 41–40 BC Perusine War 32–30 BC Antony's civil war 1st–10th century AD Battle of the Milvian Bridge, 312 Battle of the Hellespont, 324 35-41 Iberian-Parthian war 49–96 Roman conquest of Britain 51 Iberian-Armenian war 69 Year of the Four Emperors 193 Year of the Five Emperors 208–210 Severan invasion of Caledonia 238 Year of the Six Emperors 271–278 Colchis-Roman War 284–285 Roman civil war 306–324 Civil Wars of the Tetrarchy 350–351 Roman civil war 360–361 Roman civil war 367–368 Great Conspiracy 376–382 Gothic War 387–388 Roman civil war 394 Roman civil war of 394 AD 482–484 Iberian-Persian War 526–532 Iberian War 535–554 Gothic War 541–562 Lazic War 582–602 Maurice's Balkan campaigns c. 600–793 Frisian-Frankish Wars 650–799 Khazar–Arab Wars 680–1355 Byzantine–Bulgarian Wars 711–718 Umayyad conquest of Hispania 715–718 Frankish Civil War (715–718) 722–1492 Reconquista 735–737 Georgian-Umayyad Caliphate War 772–804 Saxon Wars c. 800/862–973 Hungarian invasions of Europe 830s Paphlagonian expedition of the Rus' 839–1330 Bulgarian–Serbian Wars 854–1000 Croatian–Bulgarian Wars 860 Rus'–Byzantine War 865–878 Invasion of the Great Heathen Army 907 Rus'–Byzantine War 914 Arab-Georgian War 939 Battle of Andernach 941 Rus'–Byzantine War 955 Battle of Recknitz 970–971 Sviatoslav's invasion of Bulgaria 982 Battle of Stilo 983 Great Slav Rising c. 997–1445 Swedish–Novgorodian Wars 11th century Battle of Hastings (1066) Battle of Gvozd Mountain, 1097 1002–1018 German-Polish War 1014–1208 Byzantine–Georgian wars 1015–1016 Pisan–Genoese expeditions to Sardinia 1015–1016 Cnut's invasion of England 1018 Battle of Vlaardingen 1024 Battle of Listven 1024 Rus'–Byzantine War 1043 Rus'–Byzantine War 1044 Battle of Ménfő 1050–1185 Byzantine–Norman wars 1057 Battle of Petroe 1060 Battle of the Theben Pass 1066–1088 Norman conquest of England 1067–1194 Norman invasion of Wales 1067 Battle on the Nemiga River 1068 Battle of the Alta River 1073–1075 Saxon Rebellion 1075 Revolt of the Earls 1077–1088 Great Saxon Revolt 1078 Battle of Kalavrye 1088 Rebellion of 1088 1093 Battle of Schmilau 1093 Battle of the Stugna River 1097 Battle of Gvozd Mountain 1099-1204 Georgian-Seljuk wars 12th century Monument of Didgori Battle, Georgia 1109 Battle of Głogów 1115 Battle of Welfesholz 1121 Battle of Didgori 1126 Battle of Chlumec 1130–1240 Civil war era in Norway 1135–54 The Anarchy 1142–1445 Swedish–Novgorodian Wars 1144–1162 Baussenque Wars 1159–1345 Wars of the Guelphs and Ghibellines 1164 Battle of Verchen 1169–1175 Norman invasion of Ireland 1173–1174 Revolt of 1173–1174 1185–1204 Uprising of Asen and Peter 1198 Battle of Gisors 13th century The Battle of Las Navas de Tolosa, 1212 1201 Battle of Stellau 1202 Siege of Zadar 1202–1214 Anglo–French War 1205 Battle of Zawichost 1208–1227 Conquest of Estonia 1209–1229 Albigensian Crusade 1211 Welsh uprising of 1211 1215–1217 First Barons' War 1216–1222 War of Succession of Champagne 1220–1264 Age of the Sturlungs 1223–1241 Mongol invasion of Europe 1223–1480 Tatar raids in Russia 1224 Siege of La Rochelle 1227 Battle of Bornhöved 1231–1233 Friso-Drentic War 1234–1238 Georgian-Molgol War 1239–1245 Teltow War 1242 Saintonge War 1256–1258 War of the Euboeote Succession 1256–1381 Venetian–Genoese Wars 1256–1422 Friso-Hollandic Wars 1260 Battle of Kressenbrunn 1262–1266 Scottish–Norwegian War 1264–1267 Second Barons' War 1265 Battle of Isaszeg 1276 War of Navarra 1277–1280 Uprising of Ivaylo 1278 Battle on the Marchfeld 1282–1302 War of the Sicilian Vespers 1283–1289 War of the Limburg Succession 1288–1295 War of the outlaws 1296–1357 Wars of Scottish Independence 1297-1305 Franco-Flemish War 1298 Battle of Göllheim __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. 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