Originally Posted by VikingMan

Anyone else fucking detest reading résumés? They are usually so fluffed up. I have to hire people from time to time and I fucking hate it when people email me their résumé even though I do not ask for it. I got a good job one time because I called the business owner and told him I thought résumés were BS and if he wanted someone who produce results that he should give me a shot. It worked. I also refuse to use business cards. They are bullshit. People take your card then then blank you out of their memory but if they ask for your card and you tell them "I refuse to use business cards" they remember you. Then you exchange contact info and enter it into your phone right on the spot which is much more effective.