Originally Posted by OldJeff

Mike:

Take off your clothes and stand in front of a full length mirror:

Now repeat after me,

My pee pee is big enough

I do not need to troll the successful

I do not need to pretend I am important

I do not need to have my blogger friends submit fluff pieces to major media outlets that they are successful enough to contribute to

If I work hard I might actually achieve success at something

No one cares who Manwin partners with, or what the deal is

My pee pee is big enough

You will feel better once you can get past your weird obsession, maybe a 12 step program ?