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Originally Posted by JJ Gold
It would be really fucked up if Donny wrote this post about 15 year olds.
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Yeah, no shit...
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Originally Posted by the Shemp
you can still do it at 60, but you need a big wad of cash stuffed in your front pocket...
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I'm assuming you're being serious, since you never know with the Shemp.
Anyway, no you don't. Just dress nicely (MODERN nicely, not funeral nicely), get yourself groomed, then hit the clubs. Many young chicks will go *ewwww*. But many will also be intrigued by someone like you being so obviously out of place in a club for a young audience. And they will approach you to ask you questions and satisfy their curiosity. ESPECIALLY once they've had a drink or two. And if you know what you're doing, you can even make the first move and approach them yourself, even the ones who'd initially go *ewwww*.
If you have your story straight and know how to make them laugh, you'll be banging so much young pussy that your local drugstore will run out of viagra to sell you.