Originally Posted by GspotProductions

A real joke for you all....

A vampire bat goes out to forage, comes back empty handed. His mate does the same, returns with nothing. A third bat goes out & comes back with a mouthful of blood. The first bat says to the third bat "where did you find the blood". The third bat replies "I flew out of the cave & turned right." "Do you see that tree over there". The first bat replies "yes", the third bat says "well I didn't".

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

Glad you liked it. Hope it was funny enough to have the Tshirt, would love to wear it on a shoot, happy to do a fansign with it half off for you too DamageX

Originally Posted by kittykatt

Whats Forrest Gump's password?



1Forrest1

Originally Posted by simina

A blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small
commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do
something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45
years.

So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house,
and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents
to thank him for all his hard work.

At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd
house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.
She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her
upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when
they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge
breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of
coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best
day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to
ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"

The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and
he said 'fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."