12-17-2014, 10:25 PM
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StraightBro
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA
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20 years from now, after living in Vegas, you'll understand the wisdom I'm about to gift you:
Live in a trailer ( example ) You'll be surrounded by humble people dedicated to survival & a frugal lifestyle.
Present yourself as a tourist well beneath your means, when anywhere outside your trailer park. DO NOT, EVER, present yourself as a local. Do not
Be honest with hookers/escorts of where you are renting your AirBnB one week trailer rental in Vegas ;) You'll get better rates, he/she will be quicker, but well worth the discount. DO NOT let him/her stay the night. They will be gone in the morning, as will your wallet & phone / alcohol / pills / weed stash
Wear a condom
Don't gamble more then $40 a day
Get to know others in the trailer park, they are your most valuable resource. Take the free shuttles with them to the best deals in town.
Vegas is about the experience outside of where you stay.
Volunteer at local organizations, it will keep you mindful of where you'll be if you don't follow the advice above, especially, living in a trailer.
no joke  
EMPHASIS: In Vegas, nobody you take home will be impressed with where you live. They will always know someone a little better off with a bit of a better place just a ways away. Save big. Live in a trailer.
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