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So many to choose from. I once walked into a full length plateglass window at a McDeath's when I was 18, in full view of a tablefull of hot girls. Or the time I walked into the hospital cafeteria and approached a table full of hot nurses, all the while oblivious to the fact that right below the tray I was carrying my fly was wide open.
There's many more, but I think the topper for me was in the first year I owned my first motorcycle, after riding 5 hours to get there I proudly roared up in front of my Aunt's place. About a dozen or more members of my extended family were there, mostly cousins, the odd uncle or aunt. Clad all in black leather and a shiny black full-face helmet (for the highway of course) I climbed off proudly and went to put it up on the center stand.... and the damn thing fell over, away from me. I refused to let go and was subsequently pulled (thrown) over top of the bike. I flipped over and did a perfect summersault on the lawn, stood up, turned, and yelled out "TA-DAAAAHH".
They still chuckle about that to this day.
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