Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Next time you go to Starbucks, you should go visit Dave the homeless guy that you're 'mentoring' and have him watch your dog for about an hour. Tell him that people are more likely to give money to a homeless person with a dog than they are to a homeless person without a dog because most people care more about dogs than they do homeless people. Then go get your faggoty latte. Take your time, maybe read the newspaper or something, and then go pick up the dog and see if Dave made an extra few bucks. Report back.