Now - this is somehow important - I have nothing against anyone of the guys who "inspired" me to draw - so don't hate me for what I drew - try to take what I do with sense of humor and without offence.
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan
Hello friends and producers. I am interested in becoming a full time porn actor. Here are some of my stats:
Tall
Muscular
Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
Can cum on command, you snap your fingers, ring a gong, i dont care i cum
Stamina of an energizer bunny
What i need from you:
$10,000 per shoot.
I will only fuck your hottest models as per my selection
What producers are willing to step up to the plate and pay up to get the hottest stud in adult going (me)? Broke asses need not apply.
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And speaking of broke asses - this is me - a self portrait I made just recently ( the one below ).
Ladies and Gents, - a Broke-Ass NINJA:
