Originally Posted by Deej

One time I was working all day at my desk. I ordered pizza. I ate. I kept going. I was sitting in pajamas that have those pecker holes. Comfort first! ANyway about an hour later my wang dang hurt and I pull it out to inspect. I found a red spot and it hurt and i Immediately thought. "That Dirty Bitch!"

I inspected further and found a crushed red pepper had fallen down and sat on the head of my pecker for awhile and irritated it.

Still Clean and Clear