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Originally Posted by dyna mo
I totally agree.
DO NOT FEED THE FUCKING BIRDS!
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When I was a little kid one of the goddam seagulls on that pier bit me but I would have my revenge.
A number of years later I would wad up a slice of white bread and pour a nice dollop of bourbon into the center of it and throw it up into the air, those gulls were great at catching them.
After doing that for a while you would start to see some pretty wobbly flying and crashing into the sand while trying to make a landing, and then being unable to take off again without doing the seagull version of a faceplant.
