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May as well add some ones i like:
Your mums that fat the last time i fucked her i burnt my ass hair on the lightbulb
Her fanny smelt like an alkies carpet
Bitch was that fat i had to roll her in flour to find the wet patch
Seen more helmets than hitler
More chins than a chinese phonebook
Fanny like a burst kebab
Rode more times than a blackpool donkey
Your mums got handle bars on her back
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