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your sister is much betterHerschel Savage
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My wife cracked me up with this one - "Your husband's on the phone."
True story - 20 years ago her (then) husband called her at my place...the timing left something to be desired.
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I hope that's a wart.Comment
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lol - you guys ain't right.Comment
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But, your sister swallows it.Comment
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Not tonight...post nasal drip.Comment
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Your credit card was declined
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What are those little bumps?Comment
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Close your eyes, just pretend
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I can top that in 3 words:
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Still sore from the abortion
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It's possible I'm still contagious
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What else is in there?Comment
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That moment when she says : More, Harder, Deeper, Deeper -
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My crotch is SO itchy!Comment
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My mother taught me thisComment
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I have H I V.Comment
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I was trying to push a similar hashtag on twitter the last few weeks.
#FiveWordsToRuinSex
some funny ones:
So that's internet inches then
Can you see the camera?
You slept with Skip Bayless?
Turn on some Nickelback, baby.
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I had Mexican for lunch
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What's that horrible disgusting smell?skype: wcdscottComment
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5 words?
"Is it in there yet?"
Or
"Don't worry, I use pills." (and innocent flashing with eyes)
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my ex did that too43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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Is that thing adam's apple?Comment
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