Originally Posted by pompousjohn

Done. Unchecking that little box in Netbilling and hitting "apply" was oddly satisfying.

But seriously, fuck those guys.

Since I'm a nice guy I wrote some catchy advertising copy for them:

"Discover - because we hate merchants almost as much as you hate paying your damn bills. It pays to Discover the card that covers your deadbeat ass!"

"Apply now for 150% fraud protection with Discover Card! - What's 150% fraud protection? you are 0% liable for fraudulent charges on your account and additionally only responsible for half the legitemate ones! How is that possible you ask? Easy! We just steal the money you spent from business owners and give it back to you!"

"Freddy changed his mind about something he bought a year ago. He's found a new site to jerk off to, but he spent a lot of money with a cam girl last year and is pretty close to his credit limit. Unfortunately he used Visa for those purchases and it's too late to dispute the charges now. If he had Discover in his wallet, he could get all that money back so he could screw somebody else over! - Apply now!"