I don't believe I've ever been divorced but I've had two wives.
My first marriage was more of a combination of "two kids in love" and a convenience marriage. I was in the military, and having base privileges is a huge deal - just getting on and off base, shopping at the PX, plus medical and dental, housing allowances. Oh, we were in love and banging each other the entire time, but when it was time for me to leave the military she was more interested in banging other chicks and she decided not to come with me. We got an annulment. (After a few years she moved to San Francisco and we tried to rekindle it again but it just wasn't going to happen.)
So technically I believe I've never been divorced.
Donna and I have been together twenty-one years, married for sixteen, have a fourteen year old kid. No regrets at all.
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