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Clubs
My cousin had his bachelor party at Shotgun Willes. The announcer must have announced 50 bachelor parties that night. After every announcement the entire place yelled, "sucker."
The best club is long gone. The Red Apple in Kansas City, KS. They once paid the state a $105,000 fine to stay open. The state couldn't believe it when the Apple called up and asked, "cash or check?" State, "check is fine." 45 minutes the check was delivered 70 miles away.
They had an off-site casino night. Of the 150 people attending, 75 were FBI agents hoping to catch some KC mob guys.
A week later the state raided the Apple, finding over 200 violations, mostly felonies and shut them down.
Now that's a club where they liked to party. My favorite girl was crazy. She drank doubles of Crown with a Michelob back. She could suck the bottle to it's widest part. When they said, "all dancers on stage," she'd get up the bar and suck one of the bulbs in one of the light fixtures. Never saw a bartender shocked by someone's drink order. At a stripper's hotel birthday party, Crazy ordered 3 rounds and had them down before the bartender could make my Jack.
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