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Far-L · 02-13-2015, 08:55 PM

Getting hard to count...

Bike run over by garbage truck but even though I was still holding the handle bars the rest of me wasn't under the bike or the wheel of the truck...

Jumped from 65 foot cliff but didn't clear the rock but managed to bounce into the water and not impale myself on some metal pipes at the water's edge.

On shrooms dove into water about a foot deep and cracked my head on a rock but walked away with minor concussion...

Thrown 75 feet from the roof of a Volvo station wagon i was riding to go get more beer for a high school kegger... walked away from that with just a broken foot having managed not to hit the telephone pole the driver drove into...

Friend at a gun range had a misfire and instead of setting the gun down turned toward me and said "something is wrong with this" then the gun went off right under my chin and the bullet went past my ear...

Fell asleep at the wheel in Ashland Or. and rolled five times according to witnesses. Walked away.

Lived in Venice CA and was an eyewitness to a shotgun murder in broad daylight. Killer almost ran me down trying to get away. I was the witness that put him away. And guess what? White guy. Just saying because I know all the gfy racists were thinking crip v13 when I said Venice.

Threatened with death during LA riots while getting video footage...

Scuba failure in 80 foot depth with buddy no where in sight in very poor viz...

Almost fell 120 ft while trying to rescue friend while doing free climbs in Joshua Tree..

Called Chuck Norris a pussy... to his face... Ok, just kidding there but I am pretty sure I actually died a long time ago and everything since then has been a dream in purgatory.

02-13-2015, 08:55 PM
Far-L Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,075	Getting hard to count... Bike run over by garbage truck but even though I was still holding the handle bars the rest of me wasn't under the bike or the wheel of the truck... Jumped from 65 foot cliff but didn't clear the rock but managed to bounce into the water and not impale myself on some metal pipes at the water's edge. On shrooms dove into water about a foot deep and cracked my head on a rock but walked away with minor concussion... Thrown 75 feet from the roof of a Volvo station wagon i was riding to go get more beer for a high school kegger... walked away from that with just a broken foot having managed not to hit the telephone pole the driver drove into... Friend at a gun range had a misfire and instead of setting the gun down turned toward me and said "something is wrong with this" then the gun went off right under my chin and the bullet went past my ear... Fell asleep at the wheel in Ashland Or. and rolled five times according to witnesses. Walked away. Lived in Venice CA and was an eyewitness to a shotgun murder in broad daylight. Killer almost ran me down trying to get away. I was the witness that put him away. And guess what? White guy. Just saying because I know all the gfy racists were thinking crip v13 when I said Venice. Threatened with death during LA riots while getting video footage... Scuba failure in 80 foot depth with buddy no where in sight in very poor viz... Almost fell 120 ft while trying to rescue friend while doing free climbs in Joshua Tree.. Called Chuck Norris a pussy... to his face... Ok, just kidding there but I am pretty sure I actually died a long time ago and everything since then has been a dream in purgatory. __________________ HomegrownCash.com, the affiliate program of Homegrown Video - The Largest Collection of Amateur XXX - Est. 1982. Contact - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."