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Originally Posted by MetaMan
You even went as far to point out he had a "300 ring". 
You are trying so hard you not only lied about your drunk fat buddy, you went to great lengths to point out great detail about him.
You should be shamed. You lied about BOWLING. Fucking BOWLING.
I do not believe there is anything else you can do for the rest of your life to make up for this failure. You should be hanging your head in shame forever. FOREVER.
"300 ring" "goes to vegas" "he bowls drunk and still managed 260 average" o wow just wow! |
He is actually very skinny and the reason I know about his trips is because our wives are best friends. He's from LA and she went to watch him on number of occasions. But now that I hurt some fat boy's feelings on interwebs I don't know if I can make it through the weekend. Or probably forever. Maybe I should send you a stack of coupons to Fat Jerry's Burgers so you can forgive my discrepancy. I will include free rubber dick with it as a gesture of peace.