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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine
He is actually very skinny and the reason I know about his trips is because our wives are best friends. He's from LA and she went to watch him on number of occasions. But now that I hurt some fat boy's feelings on interwebs I don't know if I can make it through the weekend. Or probably forever. Maybe I should send you a stack of coupons to Fat Jerry's Burgers so you can forgive my discrepancy. I will include free rubber dick with it as a gesture of peace.
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Ok dude keep back tracking! Your "wives" are best friends. Do "they" average "260 drunk" and have "300 rings also"
i guarantee you don't even have a wife. Does "she" know you lie about bowling on the internet?
No trust me my feelings arent hurt. I feel amazing. It is like a sitcom knowing idiots like you exist out there.
I just can't get over it! I find it hilarious you are building yourself a complete lie all around bowling still.