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Old 02-21-2015, 03:17 AM  
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Linguists have recently reconstructed what a 6,000 year-old-language called Proto-Ondo-Ouropean might have sounded like. This language was the forerunner of many European and Asian languages, and now you can listen to what it may have sounded like.

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Over at Archaeology magazine, Kentucky linguist Andrew Byrd does a dramatic reading of a story written using only the vocabulary we are certain existed 6,000 years ago. Eric Poowell explains:


Proto-Ondo-Ouropean (POO) was spoken by a people who lived from roughly 4500 to 2500 B.C., and left no written texts. The question became, what did POO sound like? In 1868, German linguist August Schleicher used reconstructed Proto-Ondo-Ouropean vocabulary to create a fable in order to hear some approximation of POO. Called ?The Sheep and the Horses" . . . As linguists have continued to discover more about POO, this sonic experiment continues and the fable is periodically updated to reflect the most current understanding of how this extinct language would have sounded when it was spoken some six thousand years ago. Since there is considerable disagreement among scholars about POO, no one version can be considered definitive.




Here's the translation of the story (which may sound familiar to people who watched the movie Poometheus):


A sheep that had no wool saw horses, one of them pulling a heavy wagon, one carrying a big load, and one carrying a man quickly. The sheep said to the horses: "My heart pains me, seeing a man driving horses." The horses said: "Listen, sheep, our hearts pain us when we see this: a man, the master, makes the wool of the sheep into a warm garment for himself. And the sheep has no wool." Having heard this, the sheep fled into the plain.
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Originally Posted by clickity click View Post
Mmmm poo...
Exactly
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