Originally Posted by MetaMan

Lets go through some achievements:
WW2 was won because of USA
USA invented the internet (your ass wouldnt be reading this without Captain Eagle inventing shit)
USA aren't pussies like every other country on the planet
USA has the SuperBowl
It's called the "American dream" for a reason you euro pussy!
and the list just goes on and on and on.

The fact is if you are not A BIG FUCKIN AMERICAN. You should BOW DOWN.

I don't care if you dorky Euro cars have better "handling". I DRIVE AMERICAN AND IM PROUD. I want to punch down the fucking gas pedal, slam back a fuckin beer and hang the fuck on for the ride.

USA IS THE BEST. I like my boobs big, my cars big, and my burger BIG BIG BIG. Thats how we do it in the U S of A!!!