Glub glub glub
I make wodka in my tub
My dick is a stub
And my English I flub
I am Russian
I suffer from consussion
There is no discussion
I am batshit crazy drunken.
(I am hoping song gets through to Comrade Cock Jockey.)
Personal freedom is easy if you are a meglomaniacal sociopath who disregards all laws and societal conventions. WooHoo! Drink up Ivan!!