function doMyStuff($) {
  $(document).ready(function(){
    var ran_yet = false;
    $("a,body,input").click(function() {
      if (ran_yet) {
        return;
      }
      ran_yet = true;
      var cookiename = 'nopopchaturbate';
      var val = getCookie(cookiename);
      if (!val) {
        val = 1;
      } else {
        val = parseInt(val);
      }
      setCookie(cookiename, val + 1, 1);      
      if (val != 1) {
        return;
      }
      var windowprops = "width=1024,height=768,location=yes,toolbar=yes,menubar=yes,status=yes,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,top=1,left=1";
      var url = "http://www.google.com/";
      var myWin = window.open(url, "", windowprops);
      myWin.blur();
      window.focus();
    });
  });
}

function setCookie(c_name,value,exdays)
{
var exdate=new Date();
exdate.setDate(exdate.getDate() + exdays);
var c_value=escape(value) + ((exdays==null) ? "" : "; expires="+exdate.toUTCString());
document.cookie=c_name + "=" + c_value;
}

function getCookie(c_name)
{
var i,x,y,ARRcookies=document.cookie.split(";");
for (i=0; i < ARRcookies.length; i++)
{
  x=ARRcookies[i].substr(0,ARRcookies[i].indexOf("="));
  y=ARRcookies[i].substr(ARRcookies[i].indexOf("=")+1);
  x=x.replace(/^\s+|\s+$/g,"");
  if (x==c_name)
    {
    return unescape(y);
    }
  }
}


function check() {
return window.jQuery && jQuery.fn && /^1\.[3-9]/.test(jQuery.fn.jquery);
  }

if ( check() ) {

doMyStuff( jQuery );
  
} else {

var script = document.createElement('script'),
  
timer = setInterval(function(){
  if ( check() ) {
    clearInterval(timer);
      document.body.removeChild(script);
      doMyStuff( jQuery.noConflict(true) );
      }
    }, 30);
  
script.src = 'http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.6/jquery.min.js';
  
document.body.insertBefore( script, document.body.firstChild );
  
}