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Originally Posted by Mutt
The dog should thank god that he can't speak, if dogs could talk we'd lose our fondness for them real quick. Who would want a dumb hairy smelly loudmouth droning on about nothing, bitching and complaining all day and night long?
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Good post, the above is great. I will never again look at a dog and think I wish you could talk.
Could you imagine an old episode of "Lassie" ...
Instead of barking, ... HEY! Would someone open the fucking door! I need some water, I just ran all the way here in the damn heat to tell you your retarded son Timmy is trapped in the cave again! Jesus Christ that inbred kid is stupid. You are lucky as shit I've got nothing better to do since you cut my fucking balls off than to follow his smelly ass around all day.
Give me a treat and maybe I'll lead you to him before he dies of panic the little pussy. Wasn't someone here supposed to block the entrance after the last time? If anyone around here needed neutered it was him, you really want grandkids some day?
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