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'fixie' is the ultimate hipster drivel. If you ride a bike without brakes in normal traffic you will be dead within a day. Who the fuck willingly rides a bike or any other form of transportation that doesn't have brakes?
I can see it now. Hipster rides overpriced 'fixie' along cyclists that do have brakes. Intersection lights turn red at last moment. Others brake and wait, while hipster shaves off soles from hipster shoes. But hipster is too close to incoming traffic, so fase 2 of braking comes in effect: Throwing yourself off your bike, shave off skin on asphalt, come to a stop, pick up fixie and nonchalantly stand next to it while your hip tetanus scabs are already forming on knees and elbows.
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