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Old 03-18-2015, 07:05 AM  
Horatio Caine
full-time aspiring rapper
 
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Compton, CA
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Originally Posted by TheSquealer View Post
Just be yourself ... no matter what that is. Stop trying to pretend you're a gangbanger from Compton and just admit your a red headed, freckle faced kid named iAndy Weisenbaum and that you live on a Nebraska corn farm and drive a Prius and collect butterflies or whatever it is.
His real name is Rajkumar Choudhary. His father owns a gas station in Dearborn, MI where he works as night shift cleaning room supervisor. He married his father's best friend's daughter Nirmala and they have 3 kids with no means to support them. He was an all star player on Great Lakes Community College badminton team while majoring in home economics. Due to his 0.79 GPA he had to drop out from this fine Ivy League Institution and peruse his musical career in bollywood gangsta rap.

So this is a close as it gets to being black.
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