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TheSquealer · 04-01-2015, 01:28 PM

Yngwie, i'd like to offer you an apology.

Clearly, none of us considered the stress you must be under with the end of the month coming, rent due and having no job or income. Some might think you were obviously in desperate need of cash to pay your bills at the end of the month and concocted some ill conceived plan to raise money to pay your bills, but you've shown yourself to be forthright, open, transparent and as a person who has nothing to hide.

Taking the above into account, I want to acknowledge not only your hard work reflected in your efforts but also the blind zeal with which you pursued your goal. I would like to also acknowledge that I understand It took a lot of thinking and planning to come up with a fake story, fake girlfriend and fake cancer to get that gofundme.com campaign going and then to craft a post for GFY and then presumably reap the rewards as you attempt to push every emotional button a person has.

Though your nomadic history and all too often, short lived employment in this biz, as well as frequent admissions to being broke, may have caused many to think you unintelligent and unambitious, you clearly did some work and thinking here, proving all of them to be very wrong. You have demonstrated that you are willing to work very hard to fight for your pretend girlfriend and her pretend honor and to ease her pretend suffering in the final moments of her pretend life. That right there, shows integrity, it shows character and it shows a clear willingness to work as hard as you need to (but not moreso) for that which is important to you.

Please know that I too, once had an imagined relationship with Miss Venezuela back in 03. I too kept it 100% secret because I know how suspicious people can be. It's not fair. It's not fair to be treated like a crazy person just because I cannot produce any evidence whatsoever of the relationship, that I know was real. I also know how difficult this time must be for you, as I also lost my beautiful, pageant winning, beloved pretend girlfriend olf 10 years when was pretend killed as the getaway driver in a bank robbery, gunned down by pretend police. I won't lie. I was pretend-devastated. It took me 3 months to pretend-recover on Facebook,... as my posts, which were carefully crafted, reflect. Still, haters doubted me. It just wasn't fair at all.

I want to personally wish you nothing but luck and success in life in all your many, menial, short lived jobs and begging in the future and love and happiness in all your future pretend relationships. I will encourage others to do the same. Godspeed.

04-01-2015, 01:28 PM
TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,103	Yngwie, i'd like to offer you an apology. Yngwie, i'd like to offer you an apology. Clearly, none of us considered the stress you must be under with the end of the month coming, rent due and having no job or income. Some might think you were obviously in desperate need of cash to pay your bills at the end of the month and concocted some ill conceived plan to raise money to pay your bills, but you've shown yourself to be forthright, open, transparent and as a person who has nothing to hide. Taking the above into account, I want to acknowledge not only your hard work reflected in your efforts but also the blind zeal with which you pursued your goal. I would like to also acknowledge that I understand It took a lot of thinking and planning to come up with a fake story, fake girlfriend and fake cancer to get that gofundme.com campaign going and then to craft a post for GFY and then presumably reap the rewards as you attempt to push every emotional button a person has. Though your nomadic history and all too often, short lived employment in this biz, as well as frequent admissions to being broke, may have caused many to think you unintelligent and unambitious, you clearly did some work and thinking here, proving all of them to be very wrong. You have demonstrated that you are willing to work very hard to fight for your pretend girlfriend and her pretend honor and to ease her pretend suffering in the final moments of her pretend life. That right there, shows integrity, it shows character and it shows a clear willingness to work as hard as you need to (but not moreso) for that which is important to you. Please know that I too, once had an imagined relationship with Miss Venezuela back in 03. I too kept it 100% secret because I know how suspicious people can be. It's not fair. It's not fair to be treated like a crazy person just because I cannot produce any evidence whatsoever of the relationship, that I know was real. I also know how difficult this time must be for you, as I also lost my beautiful, pageant winning, beloved pretend girlfriend olf 10 years when was pretend killed as the getaway driver in a bank robbery, gunned down by pretend police. I won't lie. I was pretend-devastated. It took me 3 months to pretend-recover on Facebook,... as my posts, which were carefully crafted, reflect. Still, haters doubted me. It just wasn't fair at all. I want to personally wish you nothing but luck and success in life in all your many, menial, short lived jobs and begging in the future and love and happiness in all your future pretend relationships. I will encourage others to do the same. Godspeed. __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard