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My girlfriend of 20 years has about... Oh, I dunno... 2000+ pictures of us all over the house. Even before we moved in together she gave me perhaps 100 pictures of us. Wallets, frames, scrapbooks...
Thinking slightly hard about it... She has to have 20,000 pictures of us. Xmas might produce 25, new years: 10, valentines day: 10, easter: 25, then there is random shit like selfie at laker game, selfie at angels game, selfie at webmaster event, 25 pics of us taken by Baddog, JFK, Nalem, picture of us with Stanley cup, picture of us snowboarding, 100's of us at river each year...
WTF? You can't produce one fucking picture? Are you high? You expect me to believe you don't have one on your phone? One she gave you of the two of you at Xmas for an ornament or some thing? WTF?
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