Originally Posted by SilentKnight

"They say that Bieber was born to a single mom - which explains why he has all the moves. He started in the womb...trying to avoid the coat hangar."

"Selena Gomez was bangin' Bieber. Proof that Mexicans will do all the dirty jobs that Americans won't do."

"Justin Bieber has the clit that Bruce Jenner always wished he had."

"Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."