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MetaMan · 04-03-2015, 04:46 AM

Now i know there is lots of pussy men with small donks on GFY. So i thought id take a time out from my super busy, extremely important schedule to give tips on how to act like a real man (me):

1. Always let out a massive yawn and stretch while taking a piss like you are a god dam bear waking up from hibernation. Bitches love bears. Teddy bears. Gummy bears. Da bears. Just be a man you little cunt.

2. Meat as a side dish with meat. If you want to have your little panzy salad with your steak it better be a god dam steak salad. I didnt reach the top of the food chain to eat like a gay giraffe. Loser.

3. Fuel economy is for pussies. I want to smell the oil. Nothing gets a dime piece wetter then the sound of an engine burning a god dam hole in the o-zone. Punch the gas all blaze through the playground zone while flipping all those little punks the bird.

4. Lift weights non stop. get off the computer runt and slam a hard set. Im either pumped up or pimped up. You choose little man.

5. Park in pregnant women spots at the mall. She needs the excersize. Trust me. And anyway her egg is taken. You have no use for her. A man cant get pregnant. So why give special treatment?

Follow these simple steps. And soon you will be your full potential as a man. (5% of my manliness)

04-03-2015, 04:46 AM
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	5 Steps to acting a real man: Now i know there is lots of pussy men with small donks on GFY. So i thought id take a time out from my super busy, extremely important schedule to give tips on how to act like a real man (me): 1. Always let out a massive yawn and stretch while taking a piss like you are a god dam bear waking up from hibernation. Bitches love bears. Teddy bears. Gummy bears. Da bears. Just be a man you little cunt. 2. Meat as a side dish with meat. If you want to have your little panzy salad with your steak it better be a god dam steak salad. I didnt reach the top of the food chain to eat like a gay giraffe. Loser. 3. Fuel economy is for pussies. I want to smell the oil. Nothing gets a dime piece wetter then the sound of an engine burning a god dam hole in the o-zone. Punch the gas all blaze through the playground zone while flipping all those little punks the bird. 4. Lift weights non stop. get off the computer runt and slam a hard set. Im either pumped up or pimped up. You choose little man. 5. Park in pregnant women spots at the mall. She needs the excersize. Trust me. And anyway her egg is taken. You have no use for her. A man cant get pregnant. So why give special treatment? Follow these simple steps. And soon you will be your full potential as a man. (5% of my manliness)