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Originally Posted by TheSquealer
He's not calling the police. He would never call the police. He's lazy, manipulative and dumb, but not full retard. Saying that is just a feeble attempt at reclaiming some credibility which of course, he can't and will never prove he did.
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Yngwie: "Officer some guys on a porn forum are offering me donations and calling me a liar. They want me to prove my "girlfriend" has cancer!"
Officer: "Ok sir do you have any proof?"
Yngwie: "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!? I WILL NOT BE GIVING YOU ANY PROOF, RESPECT HER PRIVACY! SEND ME MONEY NOW I NEED GOLD RIMS ON MY WHEELCHAIR, I MEAN FOR MY DEAD DOG, I MEAN MY SICK DOG, I MEAN MY SICK 5TH COUSIN! I WILL NOT BE ANSWERING ANYMORE QUESTIONS DAMMIT!!!!"