I know how you feel, I wanted to order a new cool belt online today and motherfucking store doesn't have anything bigger than size 80 (cm)...
Joking aside, your story reminds me of my old days when I was messing around with penis enlargement sites and a lot of sites used to do a "top list" where one or two brands were SUPERB and MAGICAL and the other non affiliated ones were named hurtful, hazardous and god knows what.. sucks for you but it's just an (immoral) way of directing traffic.