Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

That would have really helped out when I was younger.

I was doing my usual babysitting with my BFF (still) and we were sleeping (but awake) on the floor in the kitchen while one couple was in the bedroom and the other was on the living room floor while her kids slept on the pull out bed in the living room (fucked uppppp)

Anyway, she SHIT straight on his dick. She ran jumping past us to the bedroom to get into the bathroom but it was locked cause those people were fucking. We could see the darkness on her ass with what little light we had, and I said ewww she got her period. My BFF sniffed the air and said omg that's shit!

The poor guy ran to the sink and was standing above us naked throwing up.

I will never have anal sex. I will never let my kids babysit.