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Originally Posted by clickity click
So you don't have a problem with idiots speeding through your residential areas?
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Naw, cuz when they crash it provides the neighbourhood with some badly needed entertainment. We all come out of our houses...say hi to one another...ask how each other's doing. Gawk at the accident for a minute...then say, "Hey Bob, saw you painted your house. Nice color." Then we pass the beers around, look at the accident some more. We play 'Guess the damage cost' game for a bit. We designate someone to be the official Youtube/Facebook video maker (to document the occasion).
Then slowly we all drift off back to our own houses and resume watching Honey Boo Boo...until the next speeding idiot comes along.