Originally Posted by SBJ

What?s the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist?? An etymologist knows the difference.



How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ? Ask them to pronounce ?unionized.?



It?s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? because they always take things literally.



Who is this Rorschach guy? ? and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?


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