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Old 05-04-2015, 05:14 AM  
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Anyone here ever tried writing a children's book?

I know those of you who are parents will no doubt have few simple storys at the back of your minds, that you made up to amuse your little ones when they were younger... But I'm not really talking about that...

I'm talking books for very young children, teaching them to read and count and stuff... "Run spot run!" - "John has the ball" - etc...

Just 5 pages, one sentence on each page with a pic... Get it right and your the next J.K. Rowling! Get it wrong and you have wasted 5 sentences and 5 pics (Or six if you like cover art)

So... Can it really be that easy? Feel free to point out the flaws in my plan?
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