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Old 05-06-2015, 07:58 PM  
SilentKnight
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Earlier today a female co-worker - she holds several martial art degrees and is a certified instructor in several disciplines - came out with the line, "When Chuck Norris goes home and goes to bed at night...he checks the closet for me."

She's young with a cherub face...not at all imposing or threatening...which cracked me up even more. In her case, looks are definitely deceiving.
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