These cell phones will be the death of us all.
1976: woman- "Sir, please stop taking photos of my kids. It's creepy. I'll call the police"
man- "Uh, lady, look closer. I have the camera turned around facing ME, I'm taking a shot that in 30 years will become known as "the selfie" in order to get me and this evil new movie villain together. For MY kids."
woman- "oh, sorry, my apologies, carry on then. Can I buy you a coffee?"
Things were so much more cordial back then.
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