so since I like grapesoda and have since I was a little kid that makes me racist.... ?
okay well that concerns me because I sure don't want to offend a bunch of lowlife, criminal assholes... (if you are offended by this post well I guess this applies to you
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so a few questions so I can be politically correct... am I allowed to eat or enjoy fried chicken, chicken fried steaks, pepsi and peanuts.. ???
I actually dislike watermelon so I'm safe there unless it's racism NOT to like watermelon....???? please clue me in.....???? you never really know these are tricky waters to navigate and change everyday... for instance 'thug' is now a non PC word... am I able to listen and play blues music....? I sure would hate to give that up but in the spirit of racial harmony I'll go ahead and dump the fucking blues.... just give me the word!!!
one more thing, I noticed all the brothers be wearing 'boxers' .. only because there fucking pants are hanging off their ass.... so should I wear boxers or should I wear jockeys???? it's difficult to figure this shit out... can ya help a brother out???
please list all the things I'm not allowed to eat or like because I have Northern European ancestor ... BTW am I allowed to date white girls?
now this one is tricky: do I need to tell my daughter godfather to fuck off and die because he's black? have I turned the poor guy into a token whitey???? that would be horrible.... and lastly should I fire my black female assist because I'm keeping her down by having her work for the man????
BTW what should I do about my daughter.... she is only 1/2 white and my grandson is only 1/4 white....
eagerly awaiting your replies you stupid fuck...
