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Old 05-13-2015, 11:40 AM  
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Originally Posted by CDSmith View Post
Thus the term "layed the lumber on 'im" was born. :D

You used to be able to stick-check a guy, forcibly lift a guy's stick to steal the puck, or thwack yours across his to prevent him from controlling a pass or take a shot, etc, back in the wooden stick days, without getting a penalty.

But in today's game

if his pussy $200 stick breaks
if your stick touches his sissy hands with those short sissy gloves they wear
if he tucks your stick under his arm and fakes a hook
if he accidentally-on-purpose drops his stick when you thwack him

you end up in the box doing time.

Seriously, when I played the coaches all used to say "keep a solid grip on your stick for chrissakes!"... because if a guy knocked the stick out of your hands it was YOUR fault, not his. (as is the way it should be). Nowadays a guy can just float around the ice gingerly holding onto his stick (like a wimp) and basically inviting someone to tap his shaft.

Don't get me started on the diving.

Personally I think it's a blight on any sport but has no place in the sacred sanctity that is hockey.
I agree 100%.

Well... almost... I feel a stick in my ribs and I am going to clamp down with my arm. Maybe I get the call... maybe I get the stick pulled out of that ginger grip...
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