Originally Posted by TampaToker

This guy is out there

?It?s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,? Waters told police. ?I?m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn?t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I?m as innocent as a schoolgirl.?

In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail.